Twizzlers: Candy | 1865 CE

Twist of Triumph: The Unyielding Anthem of Red Licorice Reverence

In the wake of the 19th century, when unity and liberty took precedence over conflict and division, Twizzlers arrived. When the smoke of Civil War cleared and a divided nation sought sweetness after strife. This is the anthem of the unyielding red licorice lover: The vanguard of the confectionery insurrection, the red strand in the fabric of American treat tradition. We believe in the pursuit of pleasure over the mundane. We believe every twist embodies the heritage of harmony. We believe in a declaration of deliciousness in every unravel. We stand fiercely protective of our strawberry strands, as much as our forebears stood for their rights. An identity not entangled in the dusky threads of black licorice lore, but vibrant in crimson clarity. Assert your palate's sovereignty. Grasp a twist of Twizzlers, staunch in taste, unmistakable in form. Unfurl the flag of freedom, where each piece is a proclamation: States Rights! Red Licorice if you want it! Align with us, defenders of the red rebellion. For we are Twizzlers, and our cause is taste's triumph.

All content is AI-generated. None of it is approved by or comes from the brand mentioned. If you work for the brand and would like the manifesto removed, please get in touch or use this form.

November 28, 2023